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Of course after witnessing a beautiful dedication and a superb afternoon meal, a drive down 95S should prove rewarding as the passing scenery brings me closer and closer to my destination - home! But nooo...upon entering the lovely abode that I have helped create to be a sanctuary..the lovely cinnamon and apple smell that I departed with has now been masked by the dank, harsh reality of a soft substance only known to those with a crass tongue as shi$! Now, the princess of my home, Empress, who I've so eloquently introduced you all to earlier in a previous post, has decided that my time away was not fitting for her and she has thus broke out of her cage and unleashed all types of excrement throughout the house! Now a pet owner that loves her dog and understands the notion of how long one mere Bichon can hold their urinary obligations is one thing, but I am not that owner! I have come to realize, that I really can not stand dogs! I feel like I am perpetually babysitting a puppy that is not mine, and am in constant need and desire to return her to her true owner!! Sad this must sound, but its honest. Another virtue I explained in another post lol!
She is cute, cuddly and conniving! A cunning fur ball that constantly receives endless oohing and aahing, as if she's a newborn, when reality her one year on earth has earned her a bad wrap in my book! You may think "Oh you're being too hard on her, What did you expect when you bought a pet, She's just a baby.." All true, but who is on my side haha?! All you damn pet lovers make me sick with your constant defending of dogs! Its so obnoxious lol! I am actually thinking that the wicked witch of the west was misinterpreted! Toto wasn't all that nice!
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